• Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?

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(Source: edmcgain, via sharkibakaandme)

hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

(Source: hate, via sharkibakaandme)

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via fawkesface)

thebigburrito:

kyleehenke:

THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING I WANT FROM LIFE

I’ve been waiting to have this on my dash ever since I watched this show.

(via sharkibakaandme)

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

(via fawkesface)

jtotheizzoe:

My last day in lab. Goodbye, lab bench! I’m leaving good vibes for your next resident. The tools of a biologist are humble, and rather liquidy, when viewed all together.
(Just kidding! It’s all water, the secret’s out!!)

jtotheizzoe:

My last day in lab. Goodbye, lab bench! I’m leaving good vibes for your next resident. The tools of a biologist are humble, and rather liquidy, when viewed all together.

(Just kidding! It’s all water, the secret’s out!!)